However, this morning, just before I had to go to work downtown for a Hispanic convention[ironic because of Cool Ranch and El Toro"music" having Hispanic influence], I decided to clean up the last quests I had in Cool Ranch before that special area I won't spoil until I get there in this blog, and I expected... more. I'll let Agnes tell you the details. ;) This takes place FAR after where the blog is now, so I might spoil a few places, but the battle I speak up is in Arroyo Grande Cave.)
One battle I will NEVER forget when I am old and long in tooth and have a hook for my hand and... well, maybe not THAT decrepit but when I am 70, is the one I had with a certain Bloodbat. I fought a lot of those wretched slimy drooling vampires (no offense to Bat Masterson or his Darkmoor ilk) but THIS bat in particular will never leave my memory... for one reason...
It started with a simple task. This crazy mad doctor was creating an antidote for bloodbat bites. I was all too willing to help despite his... eccentric behavior. After being bitten by many of those foul beings in my aid of the needy, I knew how nasty they were.
I collected quite a few of the fangs that the doctor needed. Of course it was from bloodbats, vile things, as I expected. I had changed up my active team a bit, so ignore the person shooting the Bloodbat there. It's... uh, Bonnie Anne with a lot of hair growth then. She complained about it. (Nose grows to twice her body size.) Eh he he.... <_ p="">
Anyways, that aside, the doctor told us his research notes had been stolen by his rival, Dr. Kvack, while he was away. He was in the Arroyo Grande. I put that of a bit...
But eventually, when I had nothing else to do, I and my crew confronted the evil doctor. He sicced two big chicken thugs and two weird-colored bloodbats at us. "This is my strongest work!" cried Dr. Kvack, pointing at the puke-green bloodbat. "You will NEVER defeat it!"
I begged to differ and prepared for a long fight... and... well, my Guardian Watcher had gone blind and forgot to record the battle, so I had to make do with my horrible cruddy sketching skills to summarize what happened... Sorry about this...
(Yeah, for some reason I was a expecting a tough fight - you throw down against this bloodbat lord, a weaker bloodbat and two chicken thugs... but the gimmick is... whenever that bloodbat lord gets even SCRATCHED, he spends his turn using an uber Jabu's Kiss that does 3500+ damage...
AGAINST HIS ALLIES!!!!
Yep, the first thug escaped that fate because Fan and Sarah took him down, but then mystery companion[if you saw the drawing, you should be spoiled as to who it was] got their First Strikes and Ripostes on and damaged the green bloodbat, who wasted his turns KILLING HIS OWN ALLIES!!! If he had fled into the throng, the other Chicken Thug and other Bloodbat would have probably taken out Fan, but NOOOOO, "I NEED HEALING, SLURP!!!"
I had expected to have to quit because I was late to work[30 minutes], but that idiot bloodbat ended up destroying all his allies and El--- er, Mystery Companion and Sarah finished him off when he couldn't do that again - he had no more allies to leech from - and destroyed him. The battle took two minutes tops. *epic phail noise*)
My Pirate Code of Honor(sic) prevented me from killing this loser in cold blood because he begged for his life, but I DID kick him in the **** a few times to ensure he NEVER procreated. Strongest genetic work? HA, more like MOST SELFISH MINDLESS PIECE OF ****! What sort of tampering did he do to that poor bat to make it kill off its own allies rather than be tactical!? Ugh!
I have come to despise mad scientists - the good ones are arrogant co--- roosters and the dumb ones are... well, I can't say it politely but I was cussing up a storm for hours after I fled from that mad doctor about his ideas of studying bloodbats, the Bane of the Spiral.
I LOATHE BLOODBATS. :(
[Back to normal next update. 6_^]
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